Aug 20- Medvedev needs to check into a clinic
His post as published on his TG account- Aug 18- and my talk with Dmitri
Medvedev needs to check into a clinic
When you think it can’t get worse, think again. Former russian president and current deputy chair of the National Security Council, Dmitri Medvedev, has taken to Telegram once again to charm his European readers.
I wasn’t paying attention to what he had posted but then so many Italian politicians began furiously responding to his post with criticism and indignation that I had to go take a look.
ANSA Politics, Di Maio slams Medvedev 'interference' in election campaign
Foreign Minister and centrist Civic Commitment (IC) leader Luigi Di Maio on Thursday decried alleged interference in Italy's September 25 general election campaign by former Russian president and current deputy chair of its national security council Dmitri Medvedev who urged Europeans to punish their governments for their "stupidity".
I sat calmly this morning with my Saint Javelin mug, and translated the text. Yikes. Surprise, surprise…the Russians are trying to pilot our elections…again…
Sociology of the masses against the politics of idiots: who wins?
The governments of the European states, especially the impoverished Balts, the rabid Poles and the Finns fleeing NATO, are competing to see who will speak more angrily about their desire to break off all relations with Russia. Literally: we despise the Russians, and do not want to let them go anywhere. Cancel visas. Forget books. Unsee pictures. Hear the music. Gas and oil- we will not take them. But no…the latter is more difficult, especially in anticipation of a cold winter. But for now, all European politicians are trying to play the same tune- no ties with the Russians. From now on and forever!
My comment for Dmitri: Hey dude. Listen up. Your criminal leader, intelligence goons, and drunk soldiers are committing war crimes and genocide in Ukraine, and blackmailing Europe with a nuclear holocaust. Barring the EU politicians you bought off a long time ago, who else really wants you around? We’re not ‘unreasonable’. There are lots of places you can go to stretch your legs, and relax in splendid silence: The Hague.
Judging by the results of opinion polls, ordinary citizens have not lost their common sense. More than half the inhabitants of the EU countries are not all eager to break contacts with Russia. They want a full-fledged relationship as it was before. Normal personal contacts, Russian energy supplies in their boilers, our market for their products, successful trade, our tourists in their museums and cafès.
My comment for Dmitri: Which polls? The ones you guys conduct on your Telegram channels and FB? You mean the World Truckers Forum, Intel Slava, and others that your intelligence services have set up and/or infested with disinformation? The tourist visa ban thing really hurts. I understand. You were so used to basking in the Italian sun in Sardegna with Berlusconi in his villa. Ah, you miss it. We actually don’t miss you: you guys are rude and tacky. Don’t worry though: you can get everything you desire on the black market. I know it’ll cost you tons more, but you guys are good at smuggling all sorts of luxury items, drugs and arms. That’s why you’re attacking south east Ukraine, right? The ports! The ports!
Of course, their brains are littered with shit. There is a limit to the pressure of shit in a propaganda pipeline. Moreover, the public consciousness begins to suffocate under the miasma of cynical lies, a fetid stream pouring from the heads of tired Europeans. According to Orwell, when spent batteries is the only thing to warm European solidarity, and the rise in grocergy prices is the price to pay for the preservation of European democracy, democracy will die from asphyxia in the arms of a Russian bear.
My comment for Dmitri: Dude, I thought you wanted to get back into our good graces. Why the hostility? Hey! Shit is what you guys did in the homes of Ukrainian citizens when your criminals couldn’t find anything else to steal. Put down the glass. You can do it. I know you were writing this for Olaf and your Italian buddies. (How’s Gerhard by the way?) Man are you ever obsessed. Look, you have plenty of friends to whom you can sell your dirty, bloody oil and gas. What happened? The money from Xi isn’t coming in? Oh. Not surprising, luv: he does that a lot. Cheap bastard.
From three quarters to 90% of EU citizens categorically do not want to participate in hostilities on the side of the Kyiv regime. Although, judging by the sociological survey, this is still not taken into consideration by moronic European politicians. And anti-Russian sanctions (also according to polls) are not supported by more than half, and in some states even two-thirds of their inhabitants. Moreover, support is offered purely at their own, personal expense. Moreover, all this nonsense- from saving on cremation of bodies to washing toilet paper- in order to punish the distant ‘stupid Russia’, which did not harm any of the EU citizens with its operation in Ukraine. And the citizen finally begins to think: why should I pay for other people’s sins?
My comment to Dmitri: Here, put on your glasses, you got that mixed up…again. That’s the percentage of Russians that don’t want to fight in Ukraine. Staffing is a bitch, isn’t it? Stop calling Salvini: he’s never a good source for information. I realise you invested a lot into his party, and in that PoS Giuseppe Conte, who is tanking badly. You may want to go easy on the energy thing. My gas bill significantly decreased last month. You didn’t get the memo? We found another supplier. Yah, VDL and Draghi made a few phone calls, simples. Come on, I wouldn’t call you ‘stupid’…that’s insulting. You’re criminal, vacuous, tacky, superficial, and drunk piece of shit. What? EU citizens? Hold on…let me get that map…here, Ukraine is European. We do agree on one thing: we don’t want to pay for your sins…so…voilà…sanctions! Oops…the ‘s’ word…more vodka?
Of course we want peaceful cooperation, trade, exchanges and other things that are normal for everyone. We do not close ourselves from anyone, we support all sensible proposals.
My comment to Dmitri: stop grovelling, and get up off your knees. By the way, I couldn’t find the word ‘peaceful’ or ‘sensible’ in the Russian dictionary. You’re a broken record! Trade, trade, trade, money, money, money. That’s all you mafia dons think about. Is Putin pimping you again?
It is true that we would like to see the citizens of Europe not only express quiet dissatisfaction with the actions of their governments, we would also like them to act intelligently. For example, they should hold their politicians to account, punish them for their obvious stupidity.
My comment for Dmitri: LOL…a bit of a slip there, Dima. I’ll make sure those pictures don’t get out. Yes, we will punish them severly on September 25. We’ll make sure that any politician that has ever had a conversation with you, dealings with you, shared a sandwich with you, will be totally obliterated at the polling station. Hold on. Are you trying to influence our elections? But…but…I thought you respected our sovereignty!
If the ‘payment for European democracy’ is essentially a cold apartment and empty refridgerator shelves, that ‘democracy’ is for the insane. That is why ‘four cabinets of ministers’ (I believe he is referring to governments) in Europe have all recently resigned. That’s how they end up. And this is clearly not the end. The votes of the electors are a powerful lever of influence even for the coldest politicians.
My comment for Dmitri: You’re confused again. You’re talking about your regime, and what’s important for Russians- food and heat apparently. Not toilets though. Dmitri, over here, focus. Come closer so I can whisper in your ear: no one believes Putin was elected. We live in a democracy. I go to a polling station, and they give me a ballot, and I go into a booth. I put an X on the politician/party I have chosen according to my free will, and then I get to put it into a box. No, not a lot of ballots, just one. I’ll call you when I need to fix an election or kill off the opposition. Dmitri…so…how much did you invest in overthrowing those governments? You guys are so sneaky. I know that troll farms are relatively cheap, but I’m sure some of those politicians weren’t.
So act, European neighbours! Do not be silent. Hold your fools to account. And we will hear you. The benefit is obvious: in the winter, in the company of Russia, it is much warmer and more comfortable than in a splendid isolation with the gas stove turned off, and cold, dead batteries.
My comment for Dmitri: I will, Dmitri, I will, and I won’t be silent. Me? I never shut up. I have 3 podcasts…I talk all the time.
Actually, just the other day, I was talking about what you guys did in Bucha and Irpin and Mariupol and the great job you’re doing at the Zapohrzhia NPP. ICYMI, Dmitri, they found another mass grave in Bucha. Yah, they just keep popping up all over liberated territories. I even mentioned all the Ukrainian children you took from their parents, and sent off to camps in Russia for those language courses. Da!
Crimea? I certainly didn’t forget Crimea. The Ukrainians are kicking your ass all over Crimea. Oh…sorry…I know that’s a sore spot. Your boss went all the way over there to open that bridge, and that was historic because he never leaves his bunker, just like Hitler. Tell Vlady that he needs to stay in there because the Ukrainian missile strikes are getting closer and closer. It must be humiliating. All that money wasted: your Russians are now going the wrong way. I know, they’re not supposed to but everyone is dying to get out, including the Black Sea Fleet. It’s terrible, isn’t it? The traffic jams and then that video. You know, the one on the beach? That was soooo embarassing. All those ungrateful Russians.
Put down the bottle, Dmitri. I know it’s difficult to come to terms with…you know…losing the war. We can all see it, the whole world, even Xi. No one wants to talk to you anymore? Not even those guys from Catalonia? You still have Macron though. Come now, stop, Here…take a tissue.
Look Dmitri, it’s understandable. The Ukrainians are cooler, they’re courageous, and they’re better soldiers with a sense of nationhood and patriotism that you guys just don’t have.
Slava Ukraini.
Superb, Mo.